Arsenal reject and fat lump defender Pascal Cygan came with Vilareal to the Camp Nou on Thursday night for a Kings Cup tie. Here’s the story of his evening:
There’s Pascal
He's big, old, slow and bald
There’s Leo
Leo’s young, fast, lithe and has long hair
Watch Leo run!
See Pascal’s eyes
Pascal is scared
Pascal has an idea
‘I’ll stick my leg out to stop Leo’
Ouch!
Here comes the ref
Waving his nice yellow card!
Now here’s the free kick
Pascal is watching the ball
He is not watching Thierry
Who scores with a free header
Boo hoo!
Vilareal are losing!
Pascal claps his hands and says
'Come on, we can still win this one!'
(One minute later)
Here comes Leo again!
He runs even faster
Pascal has another idea
‘I’ll stick my leg out to stop Leo’
Ouch!
Here comes the ref
Waving his nice red card!
Off you go Pascal!
You're a complete idiot say his teammates
Night, night say the crowd!
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